How am I supposed to work...

[queenofstars]

...when the 39-year-old, silver-haired, fucking-gorgeous technology director, strolls past me with a nod and a wink (I was on the phone damn-it-damn-it-damn-it), clad from head to toe in black, complete with the Black Leather Jacket(tm)?!?! God help me, I did a double take and climbed on my frigging desk to watch him walk down the corridor to his office, while speaking on the phone to my head of department.

::thud::

Oh, I'm getting so fired!

eta: I did it again. ::facepalm:: How could I resist, he's wearing tight black denim for crying out loud! ::headdesks::